Welcome to court. Your move.
Every hallway leads to the same place. You can enter from any door, you’ll always end up right where you are supposed to be if you just keep walking the path.
That’s the Queen’s table.
You have to walk the Velvet Warpath to get there.
Welcome to Velinwood Court.
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MEET THE COURT
“You do know what comes next, right?”
His nose twitched.
His eyes narrowed.Neither the Queen nor Velin spoke.
Bunny made a small, exasperated noise that suggested he’d expected as much.
“The Carousel,” he said flatly.
“The inevitable, entirely preventable Carousel. Try not to act surprised later.”
“You do know what comes next, right?”
His nose twitched.
His eyes narrowed.Neither the Queen nor Velin spoke.
Bunny made a small, exasperated noise that suggested he’d expected as much.
“The Carousel,” he said flatly.
“The inevitable, entirely preventable Carousel. Try not to act surprised later.”
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***** 5 stars from readers' favorite
Recipient of three 5 star reviews from Readers' Favorite.
"Hand over heart, I have not come across a book like this ever. And that's a good thing. Bunny is pure theater, embodying both history and a living institution with, admittedly, very little likability but a satirical streak that made me want to chill with him. I also have a lot of questions for Carl from Information Technology about microwaves possessing sentience. The writing is intelligent and witty, and the mastery of a second-person POV with a first-person narrator—a framed second-person narrative—is no easy feat. But it is done in Bunny, The Hidden Record, and it is done well. The descriptive elements are great, from Percy’s office with its yellow boundary markings and paperwork crowding the room beneath sleeping cats, to the underground Archive and its endless shelves disappearing into darkness. Readers who adore surreal literary fiction, haunted courts, and character-centric speculative fiction will enjoy this novel.
Very highly recommended."
-Reviewed by Jamie Michele for Readers’ Favorite
Main lore and supplimentary works
Ashes. Ink. Revenge- January 2026
The Court Rises
The First FIeld
The Walls that Moved
Begin Again
Velin's Betrayals
She Returned, but Not for Them.
Velin's Becoming
The Queen's Ledger
Fiieldcraft
The Unrecorded but Kept. The archive of the informal whispers between The Queen and Velin, as collected and arranged by the Queen. A zine series of eternal volume.
The whispered words and confessions. The things that slip through the cracks and were collected and kept by the Queen. Not meant to be found, but kept anyway. A zine series of considerable length.
The Confessions. The words were collected as they were said, they are unaltered and unexplained. They contain the edge of the Kingdom, words that were meant to be left but were recorded anyway. A zine series.
The Architecture of the Kingdom, through words. Unreleased.
The Official Records, Decrees, Laws of Velinwood, collected as written and arranged chronologically by the Queen's hand. Several volumes, mostly study guide and reference, not a lore volume.
Bunny's favorite books. The Grudge Books. The offenses against the Queen and the court, sometimes even from himself- collected into petty volumes.
He organizes them by offense type, verdict and conviction. A key to the Kingdom works, he annotates the margins heavily and is still very angry that someone stole all his favorite pens.
Bedtime stories, decrees and intrusive thoughts of Princess Emma. Not all of them appropriate for children, she advises to use your best judgement.
Owned by Princess Emma. Her collected noticing, notes and watchful logs of all things Court related. Release date to be determined.
Journals, notes, art and relics from The Queen's studio, with Velin beside her. Release date to be determined.
The memoir and legacy of the Queen herself, told through story, recipe and lore. Not yet released.
CONTACT THE COURT.
YOU MAY OR MAY NOT GET A RESPONSE.
EXPECT: HOLD MUSIC AND GOVERNMENT-LEVEL RESPONSE TIME AND OCCASIONAL EMOTIONAL THEATER.
YOUR COMMUNICATION MAY BE FILED, DOCUMENTED, USED IN A GRUDGE BOOK OR DISCARDED ENTIRELY.
JUDGE ACCORDINGLY.
What we are listening to in Court
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