{"product_id":"emmas-correct-fairy-tales-zine","title":"Emma's CORRECT Fairy Tales Zine","description":"\u003cp\u003eEMMAS CORRECT NURSERY RHYMES\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTheir Highness of Contradictions (and Cutlery), has decreed that Mother Goose is a criminal and rewritten the established version of some of the most popular child hood tales of her time. She claims she is correcting them. I call it historical vandalism. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Court is proud (or whatever) to announce that Princess Emma’s CORRECT nursery rhymes will be included in the first round of Bunny’s Recursive Mailer, which goes out to paid subscribers on May 30th (whether they like it or not). \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePercy requires me to state that Emma’s books are for exceptional children and wittyy adults with colorful imaginations. Parental discretion is advised prior to involving children in The Court. You were warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mixam","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55468040716456,"sku":"e971eebc-4dd5-40da-8652-45731a3ed54b","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0715\/4430\/7880\/files\/5e1d7e31-3d90-4c44-806b-9b97eb1807e3_2.jpg?v=1777179993","url":"https:\/\/velinwoodcourt.com\/products\/emmas-correct-fairy-tales-zine","provider":"Velinwood Court","version":"1.0","type":"link"}