(Filed under: Quantum Computing for petty problems)
To Whom it is about to concern:
Bunny has escalated his irritation over his mail being read without his consent, he has seen copies of his private letters start to emerge in places most unfortunate.
In order to address the issue he has designed a complicated Mail Network map that shows how all objects, items, artifacts, and communications should be routed back to him for review, a recursive model of strategic petty compliance that illustrates his desire to control all the pieces that move in and especially out of Velinwood Court.
-Bunny, Petty Blue Enforcement officer of the Court Anomalies, Petty Offenses Division.
PS. I know when you moved my internal petty files around and I was not impressed by the attempt. I have since changed the locks and given the extra set of keys to Jack. He will be making sure that any threatening actions against my petty personhood will be escalated to the proper authorities (also me.)
Emma says it looks like a butterfly. Maybe a spider.
Bunny corrected her to say "It's a recursive model of mail fusion- where all things must be studied by me specifically before being filed into their proper drawer. Anything that doesn't fit in the Court's complicated, glittery and somewhat sticky chaos of drawers must go around the whole network of mail again before it can be reviewed, again, and only then will I consider creating a new drawer for such outlier correspondence."
Emma just looked at him while eating cookies, but she took field notes.
Jack of Knives slipped an ace up his sleeve when no one noticed.
The Queen quietly played chess, against herself, somehow winning both sides.
Archivarius was...probably taking a nap or he would have eaten the map immediately, along with Emma's cookies.
Sir Reginald filed a complaint against Bunny stealing his emotional theater and claimed IP violations against the fair use of his particular set of one-act plays. No body paid attention- the complaints go to Bunny anyway.
"I filed it in the garbage, no further comment" was all Bunny had to say.
Illustration included in the memo to illustrate the new mail network map. No one understood it really but the Queen did murmur "Correct."