BUNNY'S ENFORCEMENT CALENDAR - SUNDAY, JANUARY 18
9:00am - Review Percival's overnight violation reports (coffee required)
9:30am - Respond to Perry's 47 emails questioning glitter pen budget allocation
10:15am - Inventory audit: Sophisticated Pen Checkout System™ Note: Karen took the fuchsia again without signing. Adding surcharge.
11:00am - SLAP APPOINTMENT: Violation #156-W Subject: Nails-in-dryer guy Duration: 15 minutes Format: Double tap (backhand + fronthand)
Penalty clause: Additional slap for flinching
Reason: Blamed her for his nails in his pockets in his pants she washed for him
Bunny's notes: Approved with ENTHUSIASM. Bring the good glitter pen to document this one.
11:30am - Post-slap paperwork (satisfaction: high)
12:00pm - Lunch (she's cooking, he better not wash ONE dish)
1:00pm - Draft memo re: Karen's unauthorized pen usage cc: Percival (for violation documentation) cc: Perry (so he stops asking about pen budget when KAREN IS THE PROBLEM)
2:00pm - Review next week's scheduled slaps (light week, disappointing)
SOPHISTICATED PEN CHECKOUT LIST Managed by Bunny, Petty Enforcement Division
| Pen Color | Status | Last Signed Out By | Returned? | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fuchsia | MISSING | Karen | NO | 3rd offense this month |
| Turquoise | Available | - | - | Hide from Karen |
| Gold | Reserved | Bunny | N/A | Personal use only |
| Silver | Available | Perry | YES | Returned with apology note (good) |
| Rose Gold | MISSING | Karen | NO | Filed violation #159-K |
Violation issued to Karen for repeated unauthorized pen acquisition.
Forwarding to Percival for official documentation.
Email:
Perry, THIS IS WHERE YOUR BUDGET WENT.
Be well,
Bunny