Velinwood Court Registry — Official Entry: Bunny

Bunny is not a rabbit. Not really. He just lets you believe that.

Velinwood’s resident familiar and vengeful companion, Bunny is the Queen’s constant shadow and emotional regulator (for other people, not himself). Equal parts sarcastic therapist, bitter butler, and weaponized plush, Bunny thrives on chaos, revenge recipes, and the long memory of petty offenses.

He does not forgive. He does not forget. He folds grudges into tiny origami and files them under “For Later.”

Bunny was there when the kingdom fell. And he will be there when it burns beautifully back to life. With commentary.

A figure whose disdain is as carefully curated as his lapel. Prefers to be introduced with the full litany of titles, though will feign irritation when others comply. Known to weaponize both silence and sarcasm. Has been forcibly accessorized by the Queen and somehow made it work.

Feared, adored, and occasionally duct-taped to the Queen’s emotional dashboard.

Velin tolerates him, barely. Jack of Knives once fed him a marshmallow and has regretted it ever since. Emma the Squirrel despises Bunny and may be part of an underground rebellion against him. Cookie Bear does not acknowledge Bunny’s authority, which enrages him silently.

Despite his venom and dramatics, Bunny is fiercely loyal to the Queen. He would tear out the metaphorical throats of her enemies… but only after mockingly quoting their last text messages.

Titles: Familiar of Vengeance, Emotional Support Executioner, Petty Enforcer-in-Residence, First of His Name, Herald of Retribution, Keeper of the Petty Blue Standard
Reluctant Recipient of the Floral Order of Involuntary Sentiment, Court Archivist of Questionable Compliance, Official Matchbook Keeper

Role: Chaos channeler, protector of the Queen’s sanity (and her grudges)
Status: Present. Judging you.
Tagline: “Don’t apologize. That’s how they win.”

Notable Traits:

Speaks in third-person when offended.
Throws ceremonial shade.
Believes most people are under-qualified for their emotional roles.
Has an enemies list organized by season.
Once impersonated a throw pillow for three days to avoid confrontation.
Passive-aggressive note writer. Proud of it.

Tools and Belongings:

"The Book of Petty Grudges and Minor slights" 
"Hi! No." A De-motivational book and regulation schedule (for other people)
Bearer of the "Official Velinwood Slap Schedule" (he created it, it's not sanctioned)
"Petty Prayers (and minor curses)" A pocket guide

And a throw pillow he screams into when he's angry. He swears he heard it speak back once. In Latin.