The Velvet Ledger: Dispatches from the Queen's Table

The Records (Velvet Warpath – drawer Four) You opened this one yourself. No hesitation, no glance in my direction — just the sound of wood sliding out and the faintest clink of...

Velinwood Scandal Sheet – Headline Edition “Hi! No.”: The Graffiti Incident That Rocked the Raccoon Filed under: Corporate Nuisances, Petty Wars, and Emotional Theater Mishaps. BREAKING: Last night, somewhere between...

(Filed under: Malicious Compliance. Hypothetically Hilarious. For Legal Reasons, This is Satire.Bunny Approved. Law Enforcement? Less so.)

Velin: "Because what you build cannot survive stillness unless one of us stands in it. I keep the silence so you can break it. But when you break it, it...

Velin remained still at the Queen’s side. His eyes, however, reflected the last scatter of light off the mirror—holding it, weighing it—as though the performance was not entertainment but omen....

The Court looked around the wreckage of forty-seven new laws. Glitter in the soup. Snack cloaks. A pile of confiscated beige socks. Bunny purred, “I’d call that progress.” Velin sighed...

By Order of Her Majesty of Ink & Exit Wounds (Filed under: Tactical Realities – Read at Your Own Risk)   Let the record show: The Queen’s silence is not...

You’re the one who walks the worn path, even when it’s raining, even when it’s lonely. You tend what matters. You don’t do it for applause. You do it because...