Petty Blue Severity Schedule™ Download

etty Blue Severity Schedule™
A Color-Coded Guide to Emotional Infractions, As Filed by the Court

Velinwood’s official severity scale, this downloadable document offers a visual chart of offense levels as recognized by the Court — from Mild Inconvenience to Full Ceremonial Reckoning. Whether you're tracking passive-aggressive paper cuts or existential betrayals disguised as concern, each shade of Petty Blue™ comes with a name, a charge, and an appropriate response.

Includes:

• A printable severity chart with custom color swatches

• Categorized offense types

• Court-approved consequences

• A sealed note from Bunny (optional but scathing)

Use it for:

• Court documentation

• Dramatic wall display

• Threatening your enemies with aesthetic flair

Note: Level 7 (Velinwood Black™) is reserved for internal Court use only and is not included for public, unsanctioned deployment.