Petty Blue Severity Schedule™ Download
Petty Blue Severity Schedule™ Download
Description
Petty Blue Severity Schedule™
A Color-Coded Guide to Emotional Infractions, As Filed by the Court
Velinwood’s official severity scale, this downloadable document offers a visual chart of offense levels as recognized by the Court — from Mild Inconvenience to Full Ceremonial Reckoning. Whether you're tracking passive-aggressive paper cuts or existential betrayals disguised as concern, each shade of Petty Blue™ comes with a name, a charge, and an appropriate response.
Includes:
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A printable severity chart with custom color swatches
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Categorized offense types
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Court-approved consequences
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A sealed note from Bunny (optional but scathing)
Use it for:
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Court documentation
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Dramatic wall display
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Threatening your enemies with aesthetic flair
Note: Level 7 (Velinwood Black™) is reserved for internal Court use only and is not included for public, unsanctioned deployment.
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