Bunny’s Petty Charcuterie Board -Appetizers for Awkward Apologies, Served Cold - Velinwood Court Home Goods

“Because closure is best paired with cured meats and contempt.”

Welcome to the snack tray of subtle vengeance.

Bunny’s Petty Charcuterie Board is the culinary stage for every soft grudge you've wrapped in prosciutto and passive aggression. Crafted to hold your most dramatic cheeses and your least sincere offerings, it doubles as a serving platter and a silent scream. But with style, because of course.

Adorned with a custom illustration designed by Bunny himself:

– A dagger (slender, unimpressed) piercing a wedge of brie — because forgiveness is soft, but Bunny is not
– A single olive, skewered like your last nerve
– Typography so poised it could slap you with a glove

This isn’t a board. It’s a monologue.
Let your guests nibble nervously as Bunny watches from the corner, swirling his wine and muttering, “Oh, we remember.”

Pairings:
– Red wine and receipts
– Cold cuts and cold shoulders
– A dollop of spicy mustard and something you definitely meant that way

Care Instructions:

Hand wash only.
Do not bleach the memory.
Store upright — like your standards.

Product features
- Hand wash only – maintain longevity with careful cleaning.
- Durable material – crafted from long-lasting acacia and slate.
- Elegant engraving – adds a personalized touch to your serving style.
- Removable slate surface – versatile for a variety of culinary presentations.
- Designed for food lovers – perfect for entertaining or gifting.

Care instructions
- Hand wash