Cropped Hoodie 'Live Laugh Loathe' Cool Bunny Graphic Velinwood Court Merchandise

Live Laugh Loathe — Official Velinwood Court Merchandise Authorized reluctantly by the Department of Grudging Compliance

Bunny didn't approve this shirt. He didn't approve the design process, the font choice, or the phrase, which he insists was taken out of context from an internal memo. Nevertheless, it exists. You're welcome.

Featuring a hand-drawn portrait of the Chief Petty Officer of Public Relations (Involuntary) in his natural state: sunglasses on, coffee in hand, crown askew, surrounded by the ink splatter of yet another complaint filed with excessive force.

Soft. Comfortable. Mildly hostile. Just like Bunny.

The fine print Bunny insists you read:

100% ring-spun cotton. Lightweight. Breathable. Will not scream at you in Latin (we cannot guarantee this for the throw pillows). No side seams because Bunny filed a complaint about those too. The label tears away because nothing about this court is permanent except the grudges.

Care instructions from Sir Percival, Compliance Dept:

Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron on high. Do not dryclean. Do not submerge in hotel lobby fountain. Do not leave unattended near sentient furniture.

For complaints about this product, please use Form #009. For returns, Bunny does not accept those either.

Velinwood Court. A bureaucracy of chaos. Now available in cotton.

Light, playful, and just a little bit rebellious — this cropped hooded sweatshirt brings a relaxed, street-ready edge to everyday comfort. Soft midweight fabric drapes into a relaxed cropped silhouette that hits just above the waist, making it easy to layer over high-waisted jeans or leggings. The hood with drawstrings and ribbed cuffs give it cozy, wearable details, while the tear-away neck label keeps the inside clean and comfortable. The graphic on the back adds attitude and personality without shouting — it’s the kind of piece you reach for when you want casual confidence and a touch of fun in your outfit rotation.

Product features
- 80% cotton / 20% polyester medium-weight fabric (varies by color) for soft durability
- Relaxed cropped fit that layers well with high-rise bottoms
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstring and sewn eyelets
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and double-needle stitched seams for lasting shape
- Twill neck tape and tear-away label for added comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean