Velinwood Journal- Bunny's Book of Grudges Softcover Journal- White

Welcome to my Official Grudge Journal.
Finally—somewhere worthy of your complaints.

Inside you’ll find the foundational tools of proper indignation:
forms, schedules, assessments, and other essential documents for managing the emotional incompetence of others.

Use them wisely.
Or recklessly.
I’m not your mother.

When in doubt, write it down, glare at it, and remember:
You are not overreacting.
They are underperforming.”**

— Bunny, Keeper of Receipts & Petty Blue Protocols

Lore Card:The Book of Grudges does not live hidden. It sits openly on the desk, spine cracked, margins bristling with spite. Bunny doesn’t believe in forgiveness. He believes in filing.

On this morning, he dragged the book toward him with the weariness of a saint forced into paperwork. A new offense had arrived — beige, breathing, and oblivious.

The man had shuffled into Court as if it were a conference room.
Taupe suit.
Shoes that squeaked like apologies.
He cleared his throat and began speaking of quarterly metrics as though the Queen, the Archivist, and the Executioner of Strategic Silences had been waiting all week for his pie charts.

The Court stared.
Emma clutched her spoon in horror.
Even Cookie Bear refused to blink.

Bunny, after suffering a full three minutes of bar graphs, picked up his pen.

"Let the record show," he muttered, "that beige is not a color. It’s an insult."

And on the page it went:

Entry #0489

Date: Unforgivably recent
Subject: A man in taupe
Crime: Entered the Court with a PowerPoint deck, spoke at length about quarterly metrics, and nearly erased the concept of personality from the room.
Emotional Damage Report: Severe. Collective ennui. Spoon-related rage.
Recommended Consequence: Public shaming via glitter bomb. Exile to the archives of irrelevance. Possibly both.

Margin Note (scrawled sideways):

“I don’t know what was flatter: the suit or the presentation.”

Bunny slammed the book shut, satisfied. “Immortalized,” he said. “May history never forget the crimes of the offensively dull.”

And with that, he went back to his coffee, smug in the knowledge that his Grudge Book was, in fact, the most accurate record the Court had ever kept.

Bunny note:
"Careful. Keep talking, keep dressing like that, keep boring me—" he tapped the book with one velvet claw, "—and I’ll make you permanent too."

The boring stuff: A softcover journal designed for anyone who collects thoughts, sketches, lists, or slightly wicked notes. The cover art sets a mood—quirky, darkly humorous, and a little mysterious—inviting quiet, focused scribbling or plotting. Inside, bright, high-quality printing and sturdy 80lb (120gsm) paper make each page feel substantial under pen or marker. Perforated sheets let you tear out pages cleanly when you want to share, toss, or file entries. Rounded corners and a soft satin finish give the journal a tactile, lived-in feel that slips easily into a bag, backpack, or bedside stack. Choose 100 or 200 pages depending on how often you like to write; six inner pages are customizable for lists, contacts, or a personalized title page. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, this journal balances playful, offbeat design with practical features for everyday use. Product features - Vibrant, crisp color printing that preserves detailed cover art - Perforated 80lb (120gsm) pages for easy tear-out - Available in 100 pages (50 sheets) or 200 pages (100 sheets) - Soft satin finish cover with rounded corners and 6 customizable inner pages - Assembled in the USA; compact 5.75" x 8" size Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the journal outwards.